CONFUSING REALITY WITH PORN - “…there are two sorts of people. The players and...

“…there are two sorts of people. The players and the pieces.”

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23.02.12

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#Fuck #I just finished the book one Monday #jesus #I was trying to read it as slowly as I could but I'm still going to hafta wiat like 34 years for the nesxt one and christ i just fucking ...

Following

A hunter, a werewolf and a lawyer walk into a bar

AFK on arrival

cinematic insomniac

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and i am not resigned

HomoPride

Now please, kiss me, or at least lie on top of me

between you and gravity

ASkars' Svenska Köttbullar

do I smell gamma radiation

codename: r.o.

Fuck Yeah Janeites!

no good deed goes unpunished around here

bury the castle.

Hotshot

There's No Crying In Baseball

give me a scotch, i'm starving.

Listen to her purr

a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.

Fuck Yeah Sodomites!

Den of the Rabid Fangirl

FRODO LIVES!!!

impossible to forget

That bitch smell like garbage water

Purify Yourself in the Waters of Lake Minnetonka

the man with the big blue box

Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink!

That's a bingo

kreugan (fornax)

Captain Sexypants of the USS Awesome

A blog that WON'T make you sick and kill you!

don't be such a sour wolf

c'mon baby light my fire

good luck, detective;

I'm Not Going To Leave My Brother Alone Out There

This simple feeling gives me emotional security

a box o' lips

What's your thing? Pilates?

don't be such a sour wolf

budapest? more like bootypest.

hulk! smash!

you've never looked more beautiful, darling

EVIL NIPPLE-WAGON

you're thirsty, i'll be rain

wait, what?

thirty five minutes ago

What If We Could

In the 'i' of Heef

Gryz

HEDWIG TAKE THE WHEEL.

Let me touch it.

boldly going forward because we can't find reverse

MedicatedManiac

we're gonna sleep together,

I'm an angel of the lord

MOTHERFUCKING WEREWOLVES

Cripples, bastards and broken things

not just for clandestine meetings

i'm an angel of the lord

light will fill our eyes like cats

bitches love lesbians

Nipple like Protuberance at the Apex

It doesn't matter.

Mrimm's World

I live, and I write!

not my division!

~Omnia Transeunt~

for the widows in paradise

Accio Sanity

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~ gmacht ~

just a rabbit hearted girl

the path to order comes from chaos

et in hora mortis

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.

hazza loves boo

.IT'S A REAL CORKER.

shall we play, doctor?

Eight astronauts strapped to the back of a bomb.

euclase

ᵃ ᵇᵒˣ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵃᵗˢ

bringing the party to you

i was having 12% of a moment

Suicide Blonde

not language but a map

Hat-man and Robin

i'm fucking with you cutie q

Angels Have the Phonebox

♔ not my three patch problem

My head is full of useless trivia...and boys

I guess there's no hug button

i'm giving you an all tomato

in my youth i courted war

fuck your feelings, tho.

They all bleed red. Points for consistency.

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... and I have touched the sky.

i'd marry you harry

Gay Sex is the Answer

cleansing blood with silver.

Toby Toy

clear water & concrete

Wearing a beard was becoming a lie.

it's not gay if it's in a fiveway

tastes like coconut and metal

let's worship satan in sweatpants

Sex+

i am liam god dam payne

tomorrow will be kinder.

Get out of my Sanctum Solarium!

Tumblr of Thrones

Like Gay? Like Me.

SHINY THINGS

look at us both

K Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's

Fuckin' get it, Kiddo.

So many assholes in my face

"i still believe in heroes"

taste my manpie

Fannish Behavior

the beholder's share

Going Somewhere?

Mouton noir

mischief managed.

N E V E R L O V E A W I L D T H I N G

And maybe we'll come back, To earth, who can tell?

I'd rather have you, cursed or not.

In the end, you will always kneel.

"Why?" Because fuck you, thats why

Doctor Who Official on Tumblr

because you're an idiot.

I think I'm adorable

Si vis vitam, para mortem

Born This Way

I understand the terror in your eyes

those who would set them alight

A lurker's h(e)aven

Fuck Yeah Gay Kisses

a love like that

One sentence a day keeps the hunters away

Marie likes to draw

... i'd rather have you

You're okay, champ.

Guys Together

Gay Kisses and Love

HAVE ALL THE CAMERAS WRONGED YOU, WEST?

My plan is to crowdsource a plan.

we must unite

Can't be too careful.

never tickle a sleeping dragon

CUMBERLAND

Every Demon Wants His Condo Fixed

Couple of biscuits too, if you've got them...

My personal Heaven

Random Truths

How're those nuts, Sarge?

INNERFLAME

Because bow ties are cool

FUCK YEAH PRIESTS

Is it customary to wear a blanket?

allons-y!

Food for Thought

JimJam The McQueen of Crime

How Are You I'm Fine Thanks

doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Mooglets

like peas in a pod

Fuck Yeah Stephen Fry

BUT THEN

mantoubuddy

CHARLIE MCDONNELL IS MY LIFE

Gory, Gory. What a Helluva Way To Die

Adorable Lesbian Couples

livin' la vida loki

Interspecies Blasphemous Gay Love

prolonged odyssey

The Other Austen

fuck yeah arthur and eames

le gasp!!

One more miracle.

It used to be us… me and Remus...

eagle eyed tiger

Lα αмo α ella ♥ .

A year ago we were in love.

the two paths of virginia apple

Sisterhood of the Travelling Me

nabofoy

pond is queen

Bumble Bee

I drew this.

sherlockstockandbarrel

Raison d'être

You. Me. Sex.

let it swing, baby

fine feathers and finer linens

Pondy Pondy Run Run

Average Joe

CLISHMACLAVER

☺ κλτ ✌

fuck yeah!!!

You Can Never Trust the Academy...

J-bear thoughts and sentiments

Schadenfreude is my speciality

Almost The Doctor

~ Jon Snow knows where to put it ~

My crazy world

MARiKa

YOU TWO LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF FAGS

He's not perfect; he's my hero.

is this a test?

it's a film blog, but stupid.

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